NFL 2018 Week 8 Picks
Last week I wasn’t feeling so good, so I made a short version of picks to pass the time. And had my best week since Week 2. So yeah, maybe I should do this more often. This week, I feel even more confident than before on these picks that I have no covers for any of them. Usually, that means I end up 4-10 or something like that. Either way, let’s get some Snacks and enjoy Week 8. Although, enjoy might be kinda string, since I got 4 “SAFTG!!” this week. Oof
Byes: DAL, ATL, TEN, LAC
HOU (-7) over MIA Texans 24, Dolphins 16
So, you got a team that lost 3 straight to start, but has now won 4 straight to take hold of 1st place in the crappy AFC South. Versus a team that started hot and is now not, got rushed on by the Lions, lost most of the WRs, and still has Osweller as QB. Yup, a TNF game of 4-3 teams that is a “STAY AWAY FROM THIS GAME!!” This is #1 for the week.
PHI (-3) over JAX Eagles 21, Jags 13
I really had no clue who to pick here at first. Both teams looked incompetent this year. The Jags may finally be done with Bortles. The Eagles blew a 17-0 4Q lead last week. Man, London always gets bad games. Anyway, I got Philly cause Wentz looks better than Bortles.
WAS (+1) over NYG Skins 30, Giants 19
I still don’t know how the hell the Giants covered that MNF game. They looked terrible, and did everything to lose by 20. They couldn’t score on one of the worst defenses in the league. They had that 2-point try, and two failed Manning sneaks. And STILL did it. And now they lose The Other Eli and Snacks (Thanks for this), and are a 1-point favorite over 1st place Washington? Yeah, no. This should be a “SAFTG!!”, but Washington might be kinda decent.
CIN (-4) over TB Bengals 33, Bucs 23
PIT (-8.5) over CLE Steelers 34, Browns 23
KC (-10) over DEN Chiefs 31, Broncos 17
3 games that I believe to be blowouts. The Bucs still look like crap. I think the Browns have to lose one road game that isn’t close/doesn’t go into OT. Plus the Steelers want something from that tie they had with them. And the Chiefs are still riding Mahomes Magic, while facing Keenum. All this to me sets up well for these scenarios to play out.
CAR (+2) over BAL Panthers 24, Ravens 21
Panthers came back to win vs Philly late, and now are 2-point dogs at home vs. the inconsistent Ravens? Question Rivera and his coaching, but I smell an upset that shouldn’t be one. Upset of the Week right here.
DET (-3) over SEA Lions 27, Seahawks 19
Are the Lions for real now? They won 2 straight, look to FINALLY have a run game, and now got a DT that could help that awful run defense. The next 4 weeks will tell with this game, at Minnesota and Chicago, and at home vs. the Panthers, so we’ll see.
CHI (-7.5) over NYJ Bears 31, Jets 16
Only the Bears could throw a Hail Mary at the end of the game, have it be caught, and STILL not get in for a TD. And against the Patriots, of all teams. Oh well. At least you have the Jets this week.
IND (-3) over OAK Colts 28, Raiders 23
SF (-1) over ARI 49ers 20, Cards 17
Both of these games? Absolutely putrid. What’s worse? An Colts win puts them at 3-5, and more than likely still in the playoff hunt in the AFC South. Yuck. Both of them are “SAFTG!!”
LAR (-9.5) over GB Rams 41, Packers 28
Yes, a Rodgers’ team is that big an underdog. And yes, it seems stupid to go against this. But two reasons why I am are:
- The Rams are that good, and their undefeated record proves it.
- Do you not see this Packers’ defense? Holy shit, it is awful!
The best NFC offense vs one of the worst NFC defenses. Yes, Rodgers should put up points. But I don’t see Green Bay stopping that offense at any point.
NO (+1) over MIN Saints 33, Vikings 30
Hey, remember what happened last time these two teams met? I’m sure you didn’t forget. Well, they meet up once more in Minnesota. Right now, I think the Saints are playing the best that anyone not named the Patriots, Chiefs or Rams are. Sure, they got lucky last week with that miss. But that’s football. I think Brees and co. get their revenge here.
NE (-14) over BUF Patriots 40, Bills 17
Hey, do you want to witness a massacre on live TV? Watch this MNF game then! And yes, this is “SAFTG!!” #4.