NFL 2022 Week 12 Picks
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! It’s a blessed day that is all about food, football, and being annoyed by those with political opinions on anything being with family. Isn’t it fun? Well, unless you are working on this day. In which case, I feel ya. That shit sucks, because customers are rude shitheads who should’ve done their shopping the days before, but are too fucking stupid.
Ok, I went on a tangent. How about we talk about football? Let’s go!
Thanksgiving Day Games
DET (+9.5) cover BUF | Bills 27, Lions 24
Usually, the Lions are the butts of the joke on Thanksgiving, and everyone kept saying “Why are they on TV again?” Which, a few weeks ago, they would’ve. But now, they’re on a 3-game winning streak, beating a 7-2 team, and now have a fun matchup against the Bills. This should be fun, Ford Field should be electric, and I can’t wait for it. Maybe the game of the week on a Thanksgiving Day.
DAL (-10) over NYG | Cowboys 31, Giants 20
This is no offense with the score here, Giants fans. I think your team is very good (sans the QB). BUT, you guys got injured alot last week vs. Detroit. And playing after 4 days afterwards, vs. this Cowboys team that just DESTORYED the Vikings? Sorry, Giants fans.
NE (+3) over MIN | Patriots 23, Vikings 20
Hold it. An Upset of the Week, based on spreads on Thanksgiving? And a Patriots team that could barely do shit vs. a Jets team last week who had TWO YARDS OF OFFENSE in the 2nd half last week? Yes. Why? Cause it’s Kirk Cousins in a Primetime game. Do you know how bad he is in these games? That is my main reason here, and I think Bill Belichick figures this out.
Sunday Games
CHI (+6) cover NYJ | Jets 18, Bears 14
Let’s see. Mike White, the now Jets QB, facing a Bears team where Fields has a separated shoulder. Should be alot of fun (read, misery) for both fanbases.
BAL (-4) over JAX | Ravens 34, Jags 26
Maybe, someday, this will be a great match-up of top QBs between Lamar and Lawrence. Maybe if the Jags don’t kill Lawrence first, that is.
ATL (+4.5) cover WAS | Commies 34, Falcons 33
This should be a SAFTG pick. And yet, both these teams have been somewhat entertaining. Hell, the O/U is 41, and I got 67 points here. I think this could be an underrated Game of the Week candidate.
CAR (+2) over DEN | Panthers 17, Broncos 14
Whenever Denver plays, it’s gonna be awful. Whenever Carolina plays, it’s gonna be awful. Combined both, with Sam Darnold starting? STAY AWAY FROM THIS GAME!!
TB (-3.5) over CLE | Bucs 23, Browns 14
Browns fans, 1 more game, and you get your sex pes- I mean, your QB in Watson finally playing. Until then, time to enjoy your beatdown from an old friend.
MIA (-13.5) over HOU | Fins 38, Texans 16
Name your score. Cause I think Miami with that offense is gonna put up many points on this team.
CIN (-2) over TEN | Bengals 24, Titans 17
Maybe a good game here? I know the Titans might have some revenge on their mind, since they lost in the playoffs to the same Bengals team, which jumpstarted the run for Burrow and co. Now, it’s an offensively challenged Titans team, vs. a Bengals team who is still getting Burrow killed (sacked 9 times by said Titans team). Should be good for the defense.
LAC (-3) over ARI | Chargers 27, Cards 21
I picked the Chargers here, but I don’t know. This is really a toss-up between them. I really don’t know who will come out on top. The Chargers are injured to shit. The Cards are a mess, in every damn way. Who knows, really.
SEA (-3.5) over LV | Seahawks 33, Raiders 27
Remember at the start of the season many had the Raiders as a potential playoff team, and the Seahawks as the one that is gonna tank to hell this season? Yeah.
NO (+9.5) cover SF | Niners 27, Saints 23
I did this Monday with the ARI/SF game and took the cover, thinking the terrible Cards team would make it close. Now I’m doing it again with the Niners facing a bad Saints team once more. Maybe it’ll pay off 😀
KC (-14.5) over LAR | Chiefs 34, Rams 16
This was supposed to be one of the Games of the Year earlier this year, with the Super Bowl Champs Rams vs. the former champions Chiefs, Mahomes vs. Stafford, the WR play, and McVay vs. Reid. Now, Stafford is concussed to shit, Kupp is out, and the Rams are now looking like a tank team that I hope continues to tank for the Lions draft position that isn’t gonna make LA happy. What should’ve, could’ve, would’ve is done for the Rams.
GB (+6.5) cover PHI | Eagles 30, Packers 27
This was supposed to be one of the Games of the Y-Wait, I said this already. Anyway, Rodgers has a broken thumb, and has had it for a few weeks. Fun right, Packers fans? But, fortunately for them, they are facing an Eagles team that has finally shown some weakness, as they lost to the Commies, and barely escaped the Jeff Saturday-led Colts. I don’t know why, but I think this will be close, and maybe a fun game, even if the QB-can-do-no-wrong is injured.
PIT (+2.5) over IND | Steelers 21, Colts 20
Remember when this match-up would be a great one? Well, it’s a Monday Night game, and ummmm, yeah. Might be the 1st bad MNF game of the year. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GAME!!
That’s all. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!